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Stefbug ([personal profile] stefbug) wrote2007-12-11 09:05 pm

Ho Ho Ho!

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In July I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last month I gave [livejournal.com profile] midnightvoyager a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In May I stole [livejournal.com profile] nobarking's purse (-30 points). Last Tuesday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, [livejournal.com profile] rantingmule (-5000 points). Last Saturday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5716 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
Stefflebug

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[identity profile] kyalesyin.livejournal.com 2007-12-11 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure whats worse- the fact that Santa wants to gluten you, or that Nobarking apparently caries a purse...