AI - All I Need Is 35%

All I need is 35%, all I need is 35%, all I need is 35%.

Keep repeating until you forget about the public humiliation of having nothing to present but still being made to present anyway. Keep repeating until you stop panicking over tomorrow's hand in. Keep repeating until you stop caring.

Ho Ho Ho!

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In July I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last month I gave midnightvoyager a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In May I stole nobarking's purse (-30 points). Last Tuesday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, rantingmule (-5000 points). Last Saturday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-5716 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, Stefflebug

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