Dear University...

...

If you do not get your fucking student portal back up I cannot go in tomorrow as I don't have a copy of my timetable except on there. None of us do. I've even done the work like a good girl, so I want to come in and get a cookie.

No love,

Me

(p.s. Knee, if you do NOT stop hurting then I'm going to take a sledgehammer to you. I'm already facing a possible operation, I don't need the pain before hand. DIAF!)

Gay from the Tent Peg

Oh boy, I'd forgotten where I'd read this. Thanks to brps for finding me the link again:

http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/187049.html?thread=7675561#t7675561

An interview with Anne McCaffrey. Best bet it this:

It's a proven fact that a single
anal sex experience causes one to be homosexual. The
hormones released by a sexual situation involving the
anus being broached, are the same hormones found in large
quantities in effeminate homosexual males. For example,
when I was much younger I knew a young man who was
for all intents and purposes, heterosexual. He was mugged,
and involved in a rape situation involving a tent peg.
This one event was enough to have him start on a road that
eventually led to him becoming effeminate and gay.

It's not only so very funny but so very sad as well. It's not going to stop me liking her books but it does make me stop and go "bwah".