Random Skrull in the C-Box
Jun. 12th, 2008 08:49 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
stefbugSo, I'm weird. This came from the c-box over on XGD. Also, once Skrull!whoever starts speaking, imagine it in an upper class British accent.
Sabretooth: *hugs*
Jubilee: ... *is more than a little freaked out* Go ahead and dust Megs. No, really., It'll be fine.
Sabretooth: *hugs both*
Jubilee: ...
Jubilee: SKRULL! *accuses*
Skrull!Tooth: Who, me?
Jubilee: *eyes narrow*... *grabs Meg and pulls away* Yes. You.
Skrull!Tooth: No, really, I'm the real deal. See *growls* I can even do the growl. You have no idea how hard that man is to copy... I mean *growl* Me kill you now
Jubilee: *pushes Meg behind her*I hate Skrulls. *PAFs*
Skrull!Tooth: *whines* But it's not fair. I already got one of the hardest jobs they had. I used to do Shakespeare you know
Jubilee: Really? Hamlet? MacBeth? Oooo! Or Othello?
Skrull!Tooth: Oh, no, I think you misunderstand. I actually used to impersonate William Shakespeare. That man had a lovely voice.
Skrull!Tooth: And I'm particularly proud of Othello
Jubilee: Oh. Sorry, I'm more of an opera fan myself.
Skrull!Tooth: Oh, opera. I haven't heard that for far too long. I met some of the greats you know, while I was impersonating some European royal or other
Jubilee: Um. Dude. Hate to break it to you though, but you're... pretty much a dead dude. Cos, really, Creed hates a lot of things, and people messin' with him? Pretty much #1 on the list.
Skrull!Shakespeare: Oh. That. Well, he'd have to find me first. This better?
Jubilee: No, now you're just weird. And... he's a mutant dude. Can smell ya out.
Skrull!Keaun Reeves: How about now?
Skrull!Keaun Reeves: And as for the smelling thing, well, I don't really smell of anything
Jubilee: *grins* Ya smell like PAFs, and me.
Skrull!Keaun Reeves: Oh.
Skrull!John Doe: Oh dear
Skrull!John Doe: I should probably go wash, shouldn't I?
Jubilee: Actually, runnin's probably a better bet. But hey, *shrugs* I haven't met anyone yet that can outrun Creed.
Jubilee: *is MEAN MEAN MEAN*
Skrull!John Doe: I do have a nice little escape ship I could use. Of course, I would never be able to get back to the Empire, but I've heard Mojo is hiring
Jubilee: He is! Some sort of new reality show. Maybe you'd fit into the part. Or with your skills, you could get more than one!
Skrull!John Doe: Well, I always wanted to be a professional actor
Skrull!John Doe: Mother said I wasn't anything special though. Do you think I could pull it off?
Jubilee: With your skills? Mojo would be a FOOL not to hire you!
Skrull!John Doe: Oh, thank you. I shall go and do that right away *air kisses*
Skrull!John Doe: *leaves*
Jubilee: Have fun! *waves*
Yeah. The things my brains come up with. *sigh*
Sabretooth: *hugs*
Jubilee: ... *is more than a little freaked out* Go ahead and dust Megs. No, really., It'll be fine.
Sabretooth: *hugs both*
Jubilee: ...
Jubilee: SKRULL! *accuses*
Skrull!Tooth: Who, me?
Jubilee: *eyes narrow*... *grabs Meg and pulls away* Yes. You.
Skrull!Tooth: No, really, I'm the real deal. See *growls* I can even do the growl. You have no idea how hard that man is to copy... I mean *growl* Me kill you now
Jubilee: *pushes Meg behind her*I hate Skrulls. *PAFs*
Skrull!Tooth: *whines* But it's not fair. I already got one of the hardest jobs they had. I used to do Shakespeare you know
Jubilee: Really? Hamlet? MacBeth? Oooo! Or Othello?
Skrull!Tooth: Oh, no, I think you misunderstand. I actually used to impersonate William Shakespeare. That man had a lovely voice.
Skrull!Tooth: And I'm particularly proud of Othello
Jubilee: Oh. Sorry, I'm more of an opera fan myself.
Skrull!Tooth: Oh, opera. I haven't heard that for far too long. I met some of the greats you know, while I was impersonating some European royal or other
Jubilee: Um. Dude. Hate to break it to you though, but you're... pretty much a dead dude. Cos, really, Creed hates a lot of things, and people messin' with him? Pretty much #1 on the list.
Skrull!Shakespeare: Oh. That. Well, he'd have to find me first. This better?
Jubilee: No, now you're just weird. And... he's a mutant dude. Can smell ya out.
Skrull!Keaun Reeves: How about now?
Skrull!Keaun Reeves: And as for the smelling thing, well, I don't really smell of anything
Jubilee: *grins* Ya smell like PAFs, and me.
Skrull!Keaun Reeves: Oh.
Skrull!John Doe: Oh dear
Skrull!John Doe: I should probably go wash, shouldn't I?
Jubilee: Actually, runnin's probably a better bet. But hey, *shrugs* I haven't met anyone yet that can outrun Creed.
Jubilee: *is MEAN MEAN MEAN*
Skrull!John Doe: I do have a nice little escape ship I could use. Of course, I would never be able to get back to the Empire, but I've heard Mojo is hiring
Jubilee: He is! Some sort of new reality show. Maybe you'd fit into the part. Or with your skills, you could get more than one!
Skrull!John Doe: Well, I always wanted to be a professional actor
Skrull!John Doe: Mother said I wasn't anything special though. Do you think I could pull it off?
Jubilee: With your skills? Mojo would be a FOOL not to hire you!
Skrull!John Doe: Oh, thank you. I shall go and do that right away *air kisses*
Skrull!John Doe: *leaves*
Jubilee: Have fun! *waves*
Yeah. The things my brains come up with. *sigh*